What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

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What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.