Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

Redneck Wedding Jokes More Redneck Wedding Jokes

What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church