Trailer Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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