What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.