What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas