What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas