Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
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When the color of the license plates start to change.
He fell off the palm tree
Orlando Bloom.
None attended the University of Miami.
In da-Nile
Cause they all go there to croak!
Either way you lose the trailer!
They'll tell you.
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
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He didn't have a Gar
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
Build a house next to it.
I heard the clubs are to die for.
pay him for the pizza.
He'd be an illegal alien.
Because they're funny on many levels.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
A frog. It croaks every night.
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Roll a 40 down the street.
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
None. Darkness foreverrrr!
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
He knew better than to drink and derive.
