What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Miami Jokes More Miami Jokes

What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !