What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!