What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

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What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.