What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !