What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!