What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !