What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !