Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits