Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits