Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.