Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift