Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT