How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits