How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!