How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

How did cancer order it's fries?

Metastasized.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license