How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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What about the orange one?

Really *sighs*

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.