Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

What's the worst cut of steak?

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