Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife