Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.