Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.