Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.