What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!