What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.