What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.