What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.