What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V