What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE