What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final?

Oh, hi Marks!

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.