What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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