Afroturf
Because he was dead!
His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A: The bucket.
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
Afroturf.