Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?

A: The bucket.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body