Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."