Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body