A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
Ten ants !
Deputin
Afroturf
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.