What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.