What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant