What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.