What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."