Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.