Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair