Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!