How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Condition Jokes More Condition Jokes

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....