When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.