When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.