What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.