What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.