What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Head Russian...

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He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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The specific ocean.

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I drew drew

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The

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.