What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!