What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!