What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A ...

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.