What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.