What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.