What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

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Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face