Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
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The Mediterranean Sea
A pitbull returning from a playground.
Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A doctor
Baby elephants.
He pokmon!
A chim-PANSY
A Forgoat.
The Atlantic Ocean.
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The airplane.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Zoos
On a Gir-raft.
A lukeworm.
Molar bears!
A doctor.
A topical rainforest.
Divorce!
Dachau
A mole
a ham-stir
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
A cheetah
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.
Hy-Ayy-nas
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A frog. It croaks every night.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Baby reindeer
A Jiraffa.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Duck.
The retail store!
A Bi-Polar Bear.
The
Seals.
Doctor Dolittle
An elephant with diarrhea.
The reindeer
These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
Baby kangaroos.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
Too many cheetahs!!!!
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
A horse !
A bat!
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."
Zoolander
An animal that puts you out a night !
Claude
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
The mosquito.
Your calves.
Karma-vore
They prey regularly.
A: An animal that talks your head off.
Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.
Gnus papers.
A: Baby giraffes.
A rotisserie chicken
A little otter
The retail store
Baby giraffes.
A bilingual chicken
A little bear !
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
A bipolar bear.
The hippocampus.
The Retail store
An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood
Because there's always a cheetah
A pit bull in a kindergarten
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
Puppy dogs !
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
A human.
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
The Mediterranean.
Divorce
Gnus - readers !
Irrelephant.
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
The bear hug!
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
An animal that grows down as it grows up !
Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here
A shih tzu
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
The yakety-yaks!
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
One holds photos The other holds five
GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
A No. 2 pencil.
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
First, invade ze kitchen...
There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.
He used a Sea-saw.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
An Ethiopian chicken
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
A Beyonc.
