What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.