What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.