What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus