What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

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What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus