What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.