Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

Which animal is the faggiest?

A chim-PANSY

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."