Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed