Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.