Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !