Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.