Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.