Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.