Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.