Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.