Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.