Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.