Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.