What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!