What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag