What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Warrant Jokes More Warrant Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.