What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Warrant Jokes More Warrant Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."