What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."