What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."