What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."