What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

Nerdy Digger Jokes More Nerdy Digger Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.