What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Nerdy Digger Jokes More Nerdy Digger Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.