How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How did michael hutchence take his drugs?

Inxs

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

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What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

Gram Jokes More Gram Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What's the pound's new name?

The ounce