How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Gram Jokes More Gram Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.