How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Gram Jokes More Gram Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Ounce Jokes More Ounce Jokes

What's the pound's new name?

The ounce

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window