How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

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Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!"

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.