How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"