How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

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What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.