How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.