How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Hudyanika Bolokov

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"