How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.