How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

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What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"