How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.