How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What do you call a sick russian?

A sicka blyat

What's a russian's favorite golf club?

A putin wedge.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!