How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....