What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Disabled People Jokes More Disabled People Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

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What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven