What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !