What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!