What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.