What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.