What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.