I used to know it, but... Affogato.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Australia.
Parents
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because he got hit by a car
He got hit by a bus!
Affogato!