Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.