Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.