Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "