Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.