How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

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How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose