How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

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How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.