How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

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How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose