You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.
May Divorce be with you.*
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
A math problem.
A little fish that smells like fingers.
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
By watching the noose.
Noose Noose
