How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

I.T. Jokes More I.T. Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

Scope Jokes More Scope Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.