Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently