Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.