Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.