Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !