Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ?

Cyprus the bell !

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !