Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part?

a Nepal.....

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.