What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

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What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What's a terrible plate pun?

dish one.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!