What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

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Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!