What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.