What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.