How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!