How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

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Nothing, the pee is silent

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Because he's shellfish!

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.