How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Wallpaper Jokes More Wallpaper Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!