How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!