How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!