How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!