How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea