It tears your apart.
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Because red shirts die easily.
The Atlantic Ocean.
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
Because sixty-seconds=minute.
He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.
With a crowbar
River Derci. Sorry.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
With a crowbar.
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So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
Operation Yewtree.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
The Mediterranean Sea
A crowbar.
The Mediterranean Sea.
With a Crowbar!!!!!
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
With a crow bar.
Because their performance is lack-cluster.
May Divorce be with you.*
A condom.
The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.
by concentration.
The Mediterranean.
Divorce
The Mexican said, "A border".
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Sir, this is a morgue."
Gordan Ramses
Arizona room for one of us in this town !
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Beacuse he was to "far out man".
An IPhone.
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
Jackpot!
Cha-chink!
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
He wanted to achieve erection reform.
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
Because they all wear red shirts
