It tears your apart.
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Because red shirts die easily.
The Atlantic Ocean.
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
Because sixty-seconds=minute.
He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.
With a crowbar
River Derci. Sorry.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
With a crowbar.
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So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
Operation Yewtree.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
The Mediterranean Sea
A crowbar.
The Mediterranean Sea.
With a Crowbar!!!!!
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
With a crow bar.
Because their performance is lack-cluster.
May Divorce be with you.*
A condom.
The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.
by concentration.
The Mediterranean.
Divorce
The Mexican said, "A border".
Jackpot!
Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.
You can run but you can't tide!
Nothing, he was just full of tears
Nothing, they just waved.
When it's intercepted by a separate plane.
When it is intercepted by a plane.
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
Nothing. She's dead.
Non-existent
Under the soap
A: "Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!
