Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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It must have fallen through a crack.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto