Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto