Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Newfie Jokes More Newfie Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Quebec Jokes More Quebec Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!