Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto