Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.